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  • ck_b2001
    07-02 02:04 PM

    Making all EB visas current was not the right decision in the first place. That will just shift the backlog from one side to another. The only good thing was interim EAD and AP. When the visa bulletin will come out in mid Sep for FY2008 it will not be too bad provided they have already adjucated 60,000 cases in Jun and would be willing to accept more cases. The dates had already moved quite ahead in Jun 07. In Oct it may turnout to be "C" for some categories and show significant movement for others.
    I hope we can still use our current medicals provided it is no later than on yr. we may have to sign the documents again with new sign date.

    I am devastated myself but thats all we can do at this point. i really dont think lawsuit will do any good. uscis knows what they were doing. Though all this may help in creating a momentum for CIR, Skill Bill once again.

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  • gondalguru
    06-30 01:17 AM
    any bill that has immigration provisions will not be taken on agenda neither by sanate nor by house any time soon... and my guess is that that time will last atleast one and half year till the presidential election is done...

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  • DJ_Prakash
    01-26 03:54 PM
    My wife is on H4 and she is studying Masters and we already have EAD. She would like to do Internship and she still has 6 months to graduation and my question is
    1) Is there any time restrictions for people to do internship (with GC based EAD)
    2) After graduation, can she still continue with her internship (using EAD ofcourse) ?
    3) If Yes for question 2, then for how long after graduation she can be an intern

    Apreciate if someone can give feedback on this.

    Thanks in advance,

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  • BMP
    01-13 07:04 PM
    Send him a letter by certified mail and then dump the bloodsucker ! Noncompete agreements are very dubious in the first place so I doublt the employer would try to reclaim the loss.
    Also you can get a free initial consultation from a licensed lawyer, there are plenty of options here. At most he would charge you something around $200


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  • gc_chahiye
    12-09 07:30 PM

    I am in a bit of confusion and needed some info. I had applied for I-485 during July fiasco and my spouse applied as derivative. We had applied for her H1 extension/transfer through another employer after we filed for I-485 as we did not want her to use EAD. We recently received her H-1 approval without I-94.

    I am not sure at this point if she has to leave immediately to get the h1 stamp Or she can continue to stay here as her AOS is pending based on derivative status of my application.

    Also will her getting approved without I-94 impact her pending AOS in anyway

    what was her status when she applied the 485? I am assuming H1, but did she have an unexpired I-94 at that point? Was she getting a regular paycheck? Do you know why you did not get an I-94 with that H1 extension? Usually the only reason that happens is when you are out of status. Which could be a problem with your AOS... Did you talk to the attorney who filed the H1, what does he say?

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  • seemashah
    10-24 03:47 AM

    Me and my husband left US on AP, which is valid until nxt year. We both were working on valid H1's until we left. We dont want to go for stamping and will use AP on our arrival at the POE. We havent applied for EAD when we left. Is it Ok for us to apply for EAD once we are back in US or is it ok to apply for H1's again once we r back. In both cases whether we go for h1 or EAD, can we start wroking rt a way or do we need approval first.



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  • visacase
    06-21 04:04 PM
    file it immediately and start working for C. If there is an RFE, it'd take few months by that time you just send ur current pay stubs. INS is generally flexible for a month or so..act fast

    Do you mean start working for company C or D coz I wanna work for company D?

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  • chakalov
    08-07 06:33 PM
    Thats right.


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  • mirage
    03-28 10:52 AM
    I am suggesting we should write to White House and to the Ben Bernanke in Mass and draw their attention towards a million people waiting for their green cards, logically they should have already got it(10 years waiting is illogical) but if USCIS use Visa recapture these people can get green cards and green cards to these people means a million new house buyers in the market new cars buyers etc etc. Everybody is going to get green card one day, why not now..That will help bail out the housing market. I'm sure it'll strike a cord with the lawmakers as it will benefit them politically....

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  • ckpas
    08-12 06:12 PM

    Need some help/advice on PERM LC issue:
    My employer has filed PERM LC (PD Sep 2008) in EB2 (Job Description: Masters or Bachelors with 5 Yrs experience),

    On may'09 got a query saying "Discrepency in Alien education and experience".
    Stating: Alien workerer possessed Masters Degree and 16 months of experience where as the minimum job requirements set ETA form (H8 and H10)specified Masters and 5 yrs of experice.

    my emplyer appealed saying: " H.4 in ETA does indicate masters deg. is the minimum requirement for the position and there is however no mention made of 5 yrs of exp. this appears in 8.A and 8.C as an alternate education and experience and therefore not related to the minimum requiremnt for the position"

    my question: 1) Can this be considered as an error from the procesing center rather than my empr fault.
    2) How severe this would be and what ud be the turn-over-time.
    3) Do I need to reapply my PERM LC again.

    Another mistake (which I don't know if its from PERM ior my employer) is even though i have more than 10 yrs of experience the reason for denial as you can see above says "Alien workerer possessed Masters Degree and 16 months of experience where as the minimum job requirements set ETA form (H8 and H10)specified Masters and 5 yrs of experice."
    thanks in advance, appreciate comments


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  • evildrummer
    04-01 11:33 AM
    I got matched to the penguin counter :h: WOW!!! I get to move to the antarctic!

    I am not endorsing our relationship!

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  • gcdreamer05
    09-30 12:58 PM
    Could this be the administrative fix that IV is working on - which pappu replied in another thread.

    Can we please get this so that people can add spouses (if they did not do so during july fiasco).


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  • vaguely
    12-04 06:58 PM
    Thanks for reply.

    I guess this means that i will not be traveling as i'm not sure i will have secured a job before i travel.

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  • jliechty
    January 2nd, 2004, 09:49 PM
    imagine, if MF digital backs were say, $6999, how many would sell???

    bloody thousands....

    seems stupid to me to make them so expensive
    Right now, they can't make them cheaper. Michael Reichmann (sp?) of the Luminous Landscape speculated that Leaf probably makes a dozen or so of their new Valeo 22 MF backs each month, compared to how many hundreds of thousands of dRebels Canon makes? IIRC, he estimated that the sensor alone (without any support electronics or other hardware) might cost $5000 per unit to make.

    Don't be mistaken, I'd love to be able to afford one of those, too, but it will be quite a while before the prices come down significantly (and I doubt they'll ever get quite that low).

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  • waiting2007
    07-16 05:14 PM
    Hi IV,

    I think you guys are aware of unfair treatment of the Labor filer at the Atlanta Center. It is taking more than 100 days to approve labor while Chicago normal approval rate is less than 15 days. Core group..Do you have any feedback on this? Any plan to address this issue?

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  • i4u
    09-20 09:27 AM
    At this point any gc holder in EB3 is good!
    Or EB3 I who got GCs do not want to do anything with Immigration for the next five years - and are taking a break :D


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  • freddyCR
    February 13th, 2005, 03:23 PM
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  • desikaalabandar
    05-21 09:55 AM
    Yesterday I got this e-mail from USCIS:


    Current Status: Case Transfered to Another Office for Processing

    we transferred this case I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS to our NATIONAL BENEFITS CENTER location for processing and sent you a notice explaining this action. Please follow the instructions provided on the notice. We will notify you by mail when a decision is made. If you move while this case is pending, call customer service at 1-800-375-5283 to update your address. You can use our processing dates to estimate when your case may be processed by following the link below. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case by registering in the link below.

    From what I read online, I am sure I will be called for an interview at my local USCIS office. But, my case has some issues and I was worried if that would create any problems

    1. I was arrested for shop lifting in year 2000, which I have mentioned in I-485 application. It was a misdemeanor.

    2. My LC application had salary mentioned of 85K, but my current job has salary of 75K

    Do you guys think this could create a problem during the interview? I met my lawyer and he said the salary should not be an issue.

    Do you suggest taking my lawyer to the interview?

    Any help is appreciated.


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  • bobyal
    03-20 01:45 PM

    Can anyone share the experience of H1 Visa stamping in Hyderabad. As per their web site they need quite a lot of documentation. Not sure if such doecumentation is required for visa revalidation (same category - H1) as well.


    07-12 10:49 AM
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    ..... Even as they battle each other, both parties are losing, too. By demanding ever harsher enforcement measures, Republicans are kicking away support from Latinos, the nation's fastest-growing demographic group.

    And Democrats, by insisting on "comprehensive" reform to appease liberal and Latino activists, are losing the chance to enact incremental changes that might build a consensus for full reform.

    ....The idea of incremental reform has been advocated for years by the founder of the National Immigration Forum, Rick Swartz, but it has been resisted -- and still is -- by many activists who demand nothing less than earned legalization for most of the country's 12 million illegal immigrants.

    .... A "down payment" bill ought to pass this year. After all, 11 Senate Republicans have supported immigration reform in the past. But the bottom line is that nothing at all will pass this year. What about next year?

    Republican Conference Chairman Lamar Alexander (Tenn.) told me that 2011 should be the year for action both on the nation's debt problem and immigration -- but he said that "border security first" would continue to be the GOP mantra.

    .... You'd like to think that maybe Republicans and Democrats could act like adults, call a truce and agree to compromise reform legislation gradually leading to legal status for illegal immigrants.

    You'd like to think it, but it would be utterly -- and sadly -- out of character for those in power in Washington, D.C.

    06-21 08:12 PM
    This item deals with "Wage per week " in this field after i checked out my application lawyer gave the whole years income instead of weeks income. as i enquired he said even though "/year" is ideal to mention immigration officers know that this amount is same as that of Labor and thats not an issue . any comments please?

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