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  • vghc
    07-03 11:23 AM
    The point is to not 'distribute pain', it is to reduce the pain of a group.

    Again, even though the benefits may go to one 'group', let me tell you that it is not a formal group and just as all ROW applicants are not one group, non-ROW applicants too are individuals and IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ONE INDIVIDUAL HOW MUCH OTHERS GOT BENEFITED.

    So your point of saying that one group is benefited is irrelevant, because GCs aren't given to groups and only to individual applicants.

    Your other point is absolutely right! Family should not be counted, and I'm in 100% agreement with that!

    I am sure if the EB GC's goes to the principle applicant we all won't be in this bad of a shape. Its because of the addition of wife or kids, the number pool dries up faster. So if one wants to petition of elimination of country quote under the notion that EB community is needed because of our skills, take out the family members, then it makes sense, if not, don't. My 2 cents.





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  • retrohatao
    01-27 08:53 AM
    Please check this out:
    http://immigrationportal.com/showthread.php?t=174845
    I would request you to go thru the forum to find out more troubling issues. It is always advantageous to fight united





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  • sidbee
    05-26 06:04 PM
    While on the way back from White Mountains in NH, our car was stopped on I-93 south by the US border patrol. They were stopping every single vehicle to question. They had over a dozen Govt vehicles with 40-50 people in uniform. My buddy was driving.
    Officer : Sir what is your status in the US ?
    Buddy: I am on L1 visa
    I: H1B
    buddy's wife: L2
    my wife: H4
    officer: is anyone US citizen ?
    I: my son is (he was sitting in the car seat)

    Officer: (to my buddy) Is your visa still valid ?
    Buddy: yes
    officer: do you have documents to prove your status?
    buddy: i have some papers in my bag which in the the trunk
    officer: can you show me?
    (buddy got out showed him tax papers and answered some questions)
    officer: did they not tell you you are supposed to carry your papers while travelling?
    buddy: I came over a year ago so i don't remember
    officer: I am letting you go, but i could have fined you $2000; $500 for each pasenger with no papers.

    I was so pissed off by this experience, clearly they are doing this to harrase immigrants. theoratically even if I am going for a walk i am supposed to carry immigration papers because a border patrol officer, in theory, could asks me for my papers ?

    http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/immigration_Border_flyer.pdf

    I have decided that if anyone ask me such a stupid question again inside the US and i am just going to remain silent even if that means they detain me for some time.

    Just out of curiosity.

    You were not asked to show any documents (your friend was)?
    May be because your son is a US Citizen...





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  • vandanaverdia
    09-11 01:51 PM
    GC is not too close....
    September 18 is not far away...

    Come to DC and bridge the gap!!!!

    GO IV!!!!!!



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  • gandhig
    03-17 12:45 PM
    EB3 - PD Nov 2004
    EAD - July 2007; FP done
    Masters degree from US but employer filed under EB3





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  • gjoe
    01-18 01:28 PM
    Real ID cards issued by the state DMV should solve this problem when implemented. Correct me if I am wrong.



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  • ilamurughu
    07-11 08:44 PM
    Hi...

    LC filing state : CA
    PD : Oct 2003
    Labour approval : Sep 2006
    I-140 approval : Oct 2006
    I - 485 : Documents sitting with Attorney and advising to wait until Oct'07...





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  • rpulipati
    10-31 10:18 AM
    This poll people are the most affected in the retrogression and I can see that 700 people has voted so far.

    Official number may be much large, x2, x3 or x10.

    Without no law change, we will be here for years to come.

    Support IV.



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  • imneedy
    05-06 03:04 PM
    They sent me a letter earlier asking for money to do the FOIA and asking for definition of Priority dates. I replied to that letter and recently I got response saying they have received my response and have all the answers for my FOIA request ( I believe they won't do anything unless they get money from me)





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  • Mr. Brown
    03-10 04:29 PM
    Hello,
    I strongly suggest that we focus our time and efforts on a single and achievable target in this calendar year 2009.
    Recapturing unused visa numbers from the last two decades would help us eliminate the retrogression issue. Other changes like Comprehensive Immigration Reform, Eliminating per country limits etc would require a leap of faith in the political process and it is unlikely to be achieved in this calendar year. The economy, unemployment rates, health care etc are bound to dominate the legislative agenda this year.

    I suggest writing a petition or letter to the White House and the administrative offices strongly urging them to recapture the unused visa numbers.
    I think we should follow the KISS ("Keep it Simple, Stupid") Principle to achieve this target.
    If we add any other immigration provisions, it would increase the complexity of the legislation and it is bound to fail.
    Could the administrators of this forum please consider my suggestion of focusing on recapturing the visa numbers and assign this task the highest priority.

    By re-capturing the visa numbers, we are not asking for any change in the immigration laws. We are simply asking to use the visa numbers that had been lost due to inefficient processing by the USCIS.

    Let us start preparing a petition and create a dedicated fund to achieve this goal of visa number recapturing.

    Thank you.
    Great thought about being focussed on one topic that doesn't even need a "reform"!Simplest solution to the retrogression problem I have heard so far.



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  • akilhere
    10-14 12:23 PM
    I've not seen any report with person's signature. It's valid/acceptable as long as it is on letterhead. Even my last two reports (X-ray) did not bear Radiologist's signature and is same as you mentioned. Hope it helps.

    Thanks buddy! You are a real lifesaver!





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  • rpulipati
    10-31 10:18 AM
    This poll people are the most affected in the retrogression and I can see that 700 people has voted so far.

    Official number may be much large, x2, x3 or x10.

    Without no law change, we will be here for years to come.

    Support IV.



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  • gbof
    01-17 11:02 AM
    I read your story (every line and every word) and portray my self in that but few small changes.

    Very recently even I have learn't that GC is important, but not that important than your life, kids, parents,...

    but I would certainly pray for you to get a job ASAP. I know the pain.

    Read the post well before concluding and offer prayers





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  • fcres
    07-23 03:52 PM
    This is the press release in April that became effective Jun 18th http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/RFEFactSheet041207.pdf

    And this is the inter office memo
    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/RFEFinalRule060107.pdf

    It does say CIS MAY deny a case if the initial evidences are missing , though adjudicators are urged to use this option judiciously.

    Mine was filed without EVL and it has been receipted (in June). My lawyer asked me not to worry about it.



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  • Jaime
    09-11 12:33 AM
    - We don't want anything for free, or to "cut the line", we just want our green card applications to go through a Fair system

    - We don't take jobs away from Americans, we make more jobs for Americans

    - We don't need our employers to woo us with cricket fields or good jobs in Vancouver, we just want the right to exist! (Green card)





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  • aj1234567
    07-18 06:08 PM
    Hi Gurus,

    My PD is Dec06 EB2, do you have any guess when I will be current.

    Thanks



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  • new_horizon
    06-10 04:08 PM
    Done





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  • WAIT_FOR_EVER_GC
    06-10 12:50 PM
    WAKE UP CALL FOR THOSE STILL SITTING ON THE SIDELINES

    On Tuesday, when we were on the Hill doing meetings during Advocacy days, we were informed by the senior Senate office that an amendment to prevent H1 and work authorizations is in the works in the Tax bill. We immediately requested this office to oppose this amendment. Senator office expressed full support for us and shared with us that the Senator's office has already expressed opposition to such an amendment.

    We would like everyone to know that just because someone has EAD, it does not mean we are in safe haven. There is no safe haven till we have approved green cards. And for those who think that they don't need to participate actively, this is a wake up call.

    We have also learned that this is degree 1 amendment. This means it will be voted on on the Senate floor even when it is non-germane to the bill. We have also learned that if such an amendment comes up for vote during this difficult political climate, it appears that such an amendment will have 70 votes in the senate which makes each one of us extremely vulnerable to be forced out. Everyone on H1, L1, J1 or EAD will risk the renewal of their current application status.

    IV is working on defeating this amendment. Please stay tuned for further updates.

    On Tuesday, Mr. Sanders sponsored an amendment S.AMDT.4319 in bill H.R.4213

    AMENDMENT PURPOSE: Purpose will be available when the amendment is proposed for consideration. See Congressional Record for text.
    TEXT OF AMENDMENT AS SUBMITTED: CR S4754
    COSPONSORS(2):
    Sen Grassley, Chuck [IA] - 6/9/2010
    Sen Harkin, Tom [IA] - 6/9/2010

    Source: Congressional Record - 111th Congress (2009-2010) - THOMAS (Library of Congress) (http://www.thomas.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?r111:1:./temp/~r1119eE0Na:e98:)

    SA 4319. Mr. SANDERS (for himself, Mr. Grassley, and Mr. Harkin) submitted an amendment intended to be proposed by him to the bill H.R. 4213, to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend certain expiring provisions, and for other purposes; which was ordered to lie on the table; as follows:

    At the appropriate place, insert the following:

    SEC. __. CERTIFICATION REQUIREMENT.

    (a) Short Title.--This section may be cited as the ``Employ America Act''.

    (b) In General.--The Secretary of Homeland Security may not approve a petition by an employer for any visa authorizing employment in the United States unless the employer has provided written certification, under penalty of perjury, to the Secretary of Labor that--

    (1) the employer has not provided a notice of a mass layoff pursuant to the Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act (29 U.S.C. 2101 et seq.) during the 12-month period immediately preceding the date on which the alien is scheduled to be hired; and

    (2) the employer does not intend to provide a notice of a mass layoff pursuant to such Act.

    (c) Effect of Mass Layoff.--If an employer provides a notice of a mass layoff pursuant to the Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act after the approval of a visa described in subsection (b), any visas approved during the most recent 12-month period for such employer shall expire on the date that is 60 days after the date on which such notice is provided. The expiration of a visa under this subsection shall not be subject to judicial review.

    (d) Notice Requirement.--Upon receiving notification of a mass layoff from an employer, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall inform each employee whose visa is scheduled to expire under subsection (c)--

    (1) the date on which such individual will no longer be authorized to work in the United States; and

    (2) the date on which such individual will be required to leave the United States unless the individual is otherwise authorized to remain in the United States.

    (e) Exemption.--An employer shall be exempt from the requirements under this section if the employer provides written certification, under penalty of perjury, to the Secretary of Labor that the total number of the employer's workers who are United States citizens and are working in the United States have not been, and will not be, reduced as a result of a mass layoff described in subsection (c).

    (f) Rulemaking.--Not later than 90 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of Homeland Security and the Secretary of Labor shall promulgate regulations to carry out this section, including a requirement that employers provide notice to the Secretary of Homeland Security of a mass layoff (as defined in section 2 of the Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act (29 U.S.C. 2101)).

    What should we do. I am in tell me what I need to do?





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  • gimmeacard
    07-13 02:51 PM
    I am current now (PD: Feb 16th,06) and last time when i was current in 2008 for a month i got an RFE. Even though the attorney replied to the RFE in 3 days, all my case status shows is RFE response received.

    Ours is a big company and close 2000 people applied for 485 during the July 2007 fiasco and we were asked to send the G28 forms to the attorney by mail with no signature reqd. Apparently almost every got an RFE for that.

    I wish i could get to know if RFE was all taken care of and my case is pending for a VISA number. Any way to know if thats the case gurus?


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    h1techSlave
    04-04 10:41 AM
    I agree with the suggestion. As Murthy has written, the maximum effect is when individuals directly contact the senators and explain to them about the hard comings that we face. We could write to individual senators (e-mail would suffice) explaining about our predicament and the benefit to the American economy and people, if EB numbers are increased.

    H1techSlave





    gc_wow
    02-12 03:52 PM
    No one cares about our plight.We are like new Jews in America.No matter what for no reason every one hates us for what we are.



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